Guess what? As of Thursday, I'm officially an uncle. My sister had a baby girl. YAY! :D

YAY ALAN!!!! *huggleloves* <3!

So, what's her name, how big is she, what's she look like? Babies are so cute~ :3

Congratulations, man! =D

Congrats!....I bet she'll have a facebook before you do.

Her name is Bridget Aubry Brewster. She's five pounds, tiny. her nickname, sadly, is Breezy. And you don't have to be gay to like her, unless you're a girl. She has red hair and looks like an alien.

Well, we are aliens to other alien species Alan. And I'm sure you looked just as cute as her alieness yourself when you were her age :P

Ooohhh, so tiny~! I bet she's just precious~! <3

You'll have a great job as an uncle cleaning up diapers in no time. XD

*snuggles* Yay for you guys! A new baby is always exciting. :3

And Happy Mother's Day to your sister, man. That baby came just in time. <3

She looks normal now. It's just that since she was born a little early her eyes were a little bit like that guy who can pop his eyes out. But again, she's normal now.

I will not change diapers. Only my own children's. No one else's. Ever. Ever. Ever. And I figure I'll be like Uncle Buck (to the principle, "Here's a nickle, now go get a rat chew that thing off your face."). I'll take her to all the places my sister doesn't want her to go to. Wait, that's my brother's job.

If you're brother's the Rebellious Uncle, then you're totally stuck on diaper duty unless you can find another niche. It's the law!

Ha ha, she lives too far away for me to have any type of diaper duty what so ever. Mwahahaha. I'll just be the rarely seen uncle, probably. I'll be too busy making money.