Alright, the time has come and you have finally made it into the realm of multibillionaire psychopaths....you have a decision to make....will you form an army of undead to fight for you? Or shall you make a group of super robots to be your army? Either way, you're out to take over the world....how would you do it and why would you rather have one army over the other?

I would rather have an army of zombies because...ZOMBIES!!1!. In this world, the only way to make them is by the T-virus or by Voodoo. Ya know, voodoo sounds better than a virus because you can control the zombies better that way.

Oh wow, well I HATE zombies, but I have NO skills in programming OR engineering, so whose to say I screw up my own robot army and they kill ME instead?! I mean, seriously! This isn'T MySpace we're talking about here! <b></b> doesnt work with robots!!!! And style. table. float=123 doesn't work either! THIS ISNT WEB DESIGN! THIS IS A DESTRUCTIVE ARMY OF SUPER BEINGS!!! THIS NEEDS SKILLLLLLLZ!!!! MAD SKILLLLLLLZ!!!111!!1!!

Ill have to get a degree in computer programming and engineering and get back to you on this one, b/c I am CERTAINLY not forming an army of the undead, no siree.

Well, technically speaking, if you're a multibillionaire you can hire a team of qualified professionals to do the work for you. Make sure they're naive and innocent enough not to be able to put together the pieces of what's going on, and then keep them all separate and only have each one work on a small part of the bigger picture. Then force one of them at gunpoint to actually assemble all of the parts, and shoot him after. Kazaam, robot army.

Personally, I'd choose the robot army. In my experience (( that being zombie movies )) zombies tend to have their own, brains-centered agenda. And I like mine where it will be; cloned and in stasis, waiting to be reinserted into a chic, new, indestructable robot body upon the conquering of the world and the enslavement of the masses. First anime club, THEN THE WORLD!!!

*cough*

What? I didn't say nuthin'. >_>

Yes...that team minght work, but Itd have to be a team of Japanese/Chinese/fine ODU students (of course ^^; ) to work for me, and face it, they're REALLY REALLY smart and deductive...>_> I'd have to lie my buttocks off to get them to work for me to begin with...But, I could have one person build arms, and them legs and head and what have you...Then Id have someone awesome like Micheal Bay come in and program them for me! o.o w00t! Micheal Bay!!!

Armies? What is this talk of armies? You need no army to take over the world, just epic hacking skillz and my friends encryption program that pissed off the FBI because they couldnt crack it.

But, if I HAD to choose, I'd go with zombies. Lets face it, robots are too easy to stop. There will always be this super-genius who comes out of nowhere with a computer virus and has somehow found the location of the control center. Either that, or the world be break out one well-placed EMP and end the whole thing right there.

With zombies, however, the world(sadly) has NO idea about how to completely eradicate a zombie infestation, which is something I would have to figure out before I set them loose to ravage the earth. Then, once the zombies had turned a good portion of the population, I would emerge from my zombie-proof hideout and present the world with my plan to get rid of them. Then, once said plan was complete, the world would adore me as the savior of humanity.

And lets face it, thats MUCH cooler. B)

Your plot has just begun...your army is attacking the globe en mass at your bequest...however....a group of teenagers are starting problems with you and your righteous crusade for Evil Money and Power Mongering....

Would you rather:

Start Arming your army with chainsaws

or

Add a new character to make up for lack of plotline

ARM THEM WITH CHAINSAWS! BUWAHAHAHAHA! LET THE BLOODBATH BEGIN!

I'll have to go with the hidden third option: Invite the would-be heroes to meet with me in my lair(no, not the real one, give me some credit), then once they arrive, put a bullet in each of their heads, making sure to leave the attractive girl alive. I would then offer her a seat of power at my side. Regardless of her answer, she would be shot where she stood. No rescue, no backstabbing. Plain and simple.

I would then continue my conquest uncontested.

*evil laughter* :D

Yes I cheated, but lets face it, zombies with chainsaws is redundant, and the new character would either get his brains eaten or would join with said heroes in an attempt to overthrow my efforts.

I think these things through. ^^

I would take the robots, the zombies are slow and have that shot in brain weakness, but giant robots are giant robots, I will take them.

Well, remember, zombies are free. Robots are expensive....

It is a really tough decision though......I'll get back to you.

The visions of world domination start to fade, as you switch cycles in your sleep. Yes, it was all really a dream...however, a new dream is about to start, a quicker dream, but it will be a nightmare....you're about to relive one highschool day in a hellish way without realizing it.

When you wake up in your dream.....would you rather:

Find yourself naked in front of the class

or

Find yourself in the gymnasium at the top of a ridiculously high rope about to plummet to your death

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Next time on Would You rather....will Ecnelis come up with a mecha based would you rather? Will Ton actually call himself the Asian Sensation yet again? And will ODU Parking ever find a way to make all of the students happy? None of this and more next update!

Seeing as how I'm kinda zombie bait (as Dean calls me), I'd have to go with the army of super robots. If I had a zombie army, they'd turn against me, then I'd be in a world of trouble... *gets a couple of automatic shotguns, flame throwers, and the Master Sword ready*

Must pick the robots. Not too fond of the zombies. Those stories never end well.
I'd add a new character for lack of plot. I like me some good plot.
I'd rather be at the top of a very high rope plummeting to my death. The whole naked in front of my class wouldn't be too bad. I don't think I have that bad of a body. And besides, there might be someone who visits in the hospital. I like it when people randomly visit me.

Oh also:

"Asian Persuasion" copyright of DarkMeat ~ Frank (minus the Sinatra).

Haha, what? That's crazy. That'd never happen. Ha ha. Heh. Haaeeeehhhhhhh... <_<

I'd have to go with the high pole death fall. Plummeting to your death in dreams is always fun.

Plus, gyms always have those mats at the bottom. Oh! And if I'm reliving a day in HS I'd steer my fall in the direction of somebody I hated(which was most of my HS. Former-Loners Unite!) Bodies are always nice for breaking a fall B)

The problem with zombies is that they smell bad. I have no use for a dominion that smells like rotted zombie. That, and when you decide to get rid of your army to resume dictatorship, you suddenly realize you have no army. Big no no.
My answer is actually a combination of the two: create robotic limbs and organs and implants for people who need or want them, and then one day press the "mass ownage" button that turns everyone with one of my body parts into my own personal slave. Then you don't have to worry about rebellion. And for the one or few heroes who come up, they have to deal with me having full cybernetic etc while they wouldn't have any. That, and transferring my intellect into a computer.

Of course we need a new character entered in. I'm not going to do everything by myself, it leads to predictability.

As for the high school thing, I doubt either would bother me. I don't embarass easily and I have a high tolerance for pain/no fear of heights. I guess if I had to choose, it would be falling (because the student nurse assisstants at my high school were rather attractive).

Seeing as how I'm terrified of falling from heights (that means no roller coasters for me), I'd rather wake up naked in front of my class.

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Don't even think about it!!! :angry: