Granted.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, A pony is summoned right into your stomach, causing you to explode from its sheer size.

I wish to cosplay as Pedobear at Nekocon.

Granted, unfortunately, the cops are ready for you. Pedobear can't have much fun in jail.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

(Lol, nice wish about the thread, John)

your wish is granted. now. how does it feel to be above water, on your comp with only the ability to breath water?

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i wish i controlled the internet

You now control the internet...however because you are now the controller all the past mistakes and bad porn are your fault...you are put in the stock and stoned to death....

I wish that you all lose the game.

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Yeah I just wanted this stupid game to be gone!!!....Not another one be put up...I wonder if the old one will be closed...or if people will try to play on that one too....

Darn it! I lost! Granted, but you get mauled by a bunch of angry otaku as a result.


I wish my hand would heal.

Your hand heals...but loses the ability to sit and stay...plus it has an annoying habit of pooping on the rug O.o


I wish I had a telephoto lens.

your wish is granted. but its incompatable with your camera, or any camera worth less that $4500. (yes i know its not that bad, but i think he would go on a killing rampage if it was that his camera got lost or broken)

i wish i was the emperor of all of europe

Congrats you are Emperor of all of Europe. However the title becomes meaningless as All of Europe becomes a part of the Walmart-Starbucks Co-op and leaves you with just a fancy crown and scepter.


I wish I had the power to blow up things with postage stamps. (Yay online bill pay!)

Granted. To make things more effective, these stamps are timed bombs and go off after a certain amount of time. However, this horribly backfires on you when one of your letters is marked "return to sender". It blows up in your hand and you become a quadruple amputee.


I wish a new Zelda game for the Wii will be announced at E3 next week ^_^

Granted, you finally get your long awaited sequel to Wand of Gamelon, with all the voice acting and cartoon cut scenes.

I wish I was in Japan.

granted. can you say blackmarket slave trade? i know you can.

i wish i had a pet baby tiger.

Granted. You now have a dead and rotting pet baby tiger.

I wish for ten more wishes... divided by zero.

Your wish is granted, and thus by dividing by Zero you find god's kryptonite...diving by zero kills god...good going chief.

I wish I were a Catboy

Your Cat women suit is in the mail(wow I stunk at this one)

I wish I had come up with a better answer.

You did so well that I actually became a catboy. You see me around campus climbing trees and chasing bouncy balls so much that I never get any studies done. And I fail because of you.

I wish my sit ups make me strong like super man.

Wish granted, but since you like to hug people a lot you end up hugging too hard and they pop like zits. Now you're forever alone and have no reason for strength, unless if you want to live in the wild, but all the animals would sense you and try to run anyways.

I wish sports events didn't happen on Saturdays so I could join a team and compete.

Granted. You've joined a team, and made the starting line up! The first game's going great when you get hit in the head by a speeding ball, which knocks you into a crazy, recurring coma. Now, the only time you're ever awake is on Saturdays.

I wish these stupid poster board letters were already cut out. D:

... What? I have simple wishes, sometimes. XD

Your wish is granted, Gnomes come in the middle of the night and cut out the letters for your board...however...its in gnome....sorry.

I wish to see Allan on a soccer team :P

Granted, you see some dude named Allan, not Alan on a soccer team.

I wish the new semester would go ahead and start.

Awe, Sorry Alan, was trying to help you out ^_^

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The new semester goes ahead and starts. However, they don't notify you of its starting this early in the year. You have missed a full month of courses, course work, and tests. Oh, and furthermore classes will be ending sooner because of the early start. So, get ready for that exam fast!

I wish Tsubasa Chronicles would start up the new seasons already.

The new season starts, but because it was so rushed that it's absolutely garbage.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside. =[

Thankfully the world disappears as you open your front door....flying slowly out into space....gasping for air...as you eventually explode from decompression....


I wish slavery and betterment of the Homeless was allowed for their well being.

Granted, but they don't know what's good for their well being to they want equality and revolt. Now you're the subject of another S&M story.

I wish .... hmmmmm.... I don't really have a wish.... I wish I had a pencil. >.>

Your wish is granted. A pencil magically appears in your hand. Off in a foreign land a young girl is taking her entrance exam to continue her education....and her pencil magically disappears. She cries in tears as the teacher said she should have brought a second pencil....and fails. All because you wanted a pencil.


I wish my new collar will look good on me.

Granted, it does look good. Now you wear the collar wherever you go. However, unbeknownst to you, this collar slowly starts to turn you into a cat. When you finally become a full fledged cat female cats see how attractive your collar is and chases you. But the male cats, with their dominant personalities, see you asa threat and attack you relentlessly untill you become one of those scragly cats seen in alleyways. It's okay, though. Looks don't matter to Chinese chefs.

I wish I had a Chara, like in "Shugo Chara" (anime watching right now).