Saw this game on another forums and thought I would give it a whirl here.

Rules are simple

When your reply to a post here you need to do two things. Grant the wish of the person above you in the worst possible way.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.

Response: You wish has been granted because your house was sitting on an oil well that erupted in your bedroom one night.

Remember the more creative the response the funnier this gets.

Then your last task is to make a wish for others to respond to.


I will start the wishing.


I wish I was out of college.

okay i'll give it a shot

you wish has been granted your school records were destroyed in a fire and now you must start from the begining

oh eternal dragon.....i mean i wish i was immortal...of course....

You are granted immortality but not eternal youth and thus you live to be broken and pained with no chance of relief.


My wish to own every game system ever made.

Your wish has been granted. A delivery truck rolls up to your home and fills it with 1000 copies of every game system with no power cords and smoke rising from each one.

I wish for tranquility.

your wish is granted, a destructive virus wipes out every living thing except you. leaving you to a dead world with no power, no company and the stench of every thing that once lived.

i wish for knowledge without study.

You are granted knowledge without study however the information overloads your brain placing you in to a coma.


I wish for a larger anime collection.

your wish is granted, every anime dvd ever produced appears in your home, however they can't be taken out of the home and no dvd player you bring into your home will work.

i wish for a real fox-squirrel as a pet.

Your wish is granted, however it is ginormous and it has rabies. It will die in twenty minutes.

I wish for new Zelda information.

you get new zelda information, all right. new information stating that no new zelda games will be made ever again, that all existing copies of any of the games will be recalled and destroyed, all the developers will be eaten by bloodthirsty hippopotami, and finally, all zelda fans will be disemboweled a la saint elmo.


I wish for a ninja gardener.

Your get your ninja gardener, but not only does he completely destroy your garden, but he destroys everything that you own, including your soul.

I wish for A's and B's this semester.

a buttload of Japanese hornets decide to set up shop in your apartment.
Japanese hornets=Asian bees=A's and B's

I wish for some candy.

Your wish is granted.. you gets lots of hard candy but your teeth fall out and you lose feeling in your tounge forever after the first piece...now you can taste nothing for the rest of your life.

I wish to have the Alchemic ability of Edward Elric

Granted, but you end up becoming a suit of armor like Al, only dead.

I wish for world peace

Your wish is granted after the World War III wipes out the human population leaving only roaches to rule the world.


I wish for a new car.

your wish is granted but the car is only new to you, it's nice and shiny and red but only has a drawing of an engine on cardboard and falls apart as you roll it away.

i wish for a tachikoma.

angered by the thought of being someone else's property, the tachikoma brutally murders you by shoving a bunch of foxes, squirrels, and fox-squirrels into every orifice it can think of. which is all of them.

I wish for tom cruise's head impaled on a pike.

your wish is granted, tom cruise comes to your house and shoves a pike through your head but trips and skewers himself somehow at the same time.
(i meant a friend not a pet)

i wish my room mate's tv would give him something...deadly...it's annoying me.

The TV gives him a sword that is cursed, as it seeks out the blood of all others around.


I wish for a hundred wishes.

Urban_Naruto

You get your hundred wishes, but they are good only for wishing for more wishes, in perpetuity

I wish for all abercrombie and fitch stores to burn down.

Your wish is granted and all abercrombie and fitch stores burn dwon but so does everything else and everyone and everything dies in the ensuing apocolypse.

I wish for finacial security from now and into the future.

Urban_Naruto

your wish is granted, you are given all the money you could ever need on the condition that you never leave your home and you use your money for nothing but food and other commodities directly realted to staying alive (tv, anime, computer, etc. not included)

i wish to acctually pass all my classes with a B or better.

Granted, though this only consists of you walking past your classroom during class time, holding up a sign that simply has the letter "B" on it. You are doomed to do this for all eternity.

I wish stupid people would stop being so stupid.

your wish is granted, all those deemed "stupid" are given a drug to increase their IQ, however this results in them resenting being labled stupid. they retaliate by taking over the world and forcing full frontal lobotamies on all those who considered them stupid. You get to watch it happen since you're late on the list.

i wish for a brand new Mercedes SLR McClarin, no strings attached. (and i'm a good driver so i won't wreck it right away either)

You are granted your brand new Mercedes SLR McClarin. It is a perfect running 1/144 scale model of the actual car. (And there are no strings in sight.)

I wish to star in a movie.

Your wish is granted you get to star in your own movie unfortunately for you, you are the onlly cast member, so you have to act out every part. But the movie then bombs and you are blamed for th whole thing. You are to live the rest of your life in ridiculed seclusion.

I wish my credit card could be payed off and I could afford to upgrade my computer.

Urban_Naruto

Granted, however the money you used was counterfeit and you spend the rest of your life in jail.

I wish I could make my schedule for next semester work

your wish is granted, you print a copy of your schedule to contemplate and the paper becomes animated, roaming around your home and doing work. however, this work is mostly of a destructive nature.

i wish all the stupid pointless shows that my room mate watches would cause his brain to finally rebel and destroy him. without involving me.

Your wish is granted and TV rots your roomate's brain. This leads to him having political aspirations and quickly rises to power. His tyranical reign starts to transform the world into a life or death game of Survivor. Unfortunatly for you your problems with your roomate led you to be taken into solitary confinment as a political prisoner so you are not involved when a coup assinates him taking with him the only copy of your prison record. The new regieme refuses to let you go because they don't want to take any chances with prisoners.


I wish for smarter poloticians.

a random politician browsing the internets happens to come across your post and decides to set up a task force to combat the problem of dumb politicians. the solution: a water-soluble drug that, instead of making politicians SMARTER, it makes all non-politicans DUMBER. the drug is added to the water supply. gradually, over time, it seems to you that the politicians are getting smarter but in fact, it's the drug building up in your body. eventually, you can do nothing except drool and poop on yourself.

I wish for more brainssssssss

Your wish is granted all of a sudden the sky opens up an brains come falling out the sky, so many brains come falling down that you are buried before you know what's happening. Thats when you notice that the brains are really an alien race that eats brains and they eat your brain and take its place making you and everyone and everything except roachs their puppets.

I wish for the day was longer than 24 hrs.

Urban_Naruto

granted, from hence forth the day is 24hours and 1 femptosecond long.

i wish a fully functional playstation 2.

Granted you get a fully functional PS2 that's still in its original box, and happens to be one of the newest models that has been released to the public. As you are so eagerly opening it up a massive perpetuating EMP blows all electricity in planet away. Now you cant ever play the PS2 again.

I wish for a Cure for AIDS

Urban_Naruto

Your wish has been granted, The cure for AIDS is found and administered to all of its victims, but horrible unknown side affects occur causing a new form of highly contagious leprosy. A new pandemic emerges and affects 85% of the human race, you included.

I wish for talking pigs

your wish is granted, but they never stop talking about the most inane things and they follow you around night and day.

i wish for it to fastforward time to june 14th but have everying i want to accomplish between now and then happen as well.

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately it fast forwards to july 14th 10 billion yrs from now and the world is destroyed by our sun when it goes red giant. Zannin.

I wish for there to be no more bad anime dubs

Urban_Naruto

Your wish is granted there are no more bad anime dubs. Due to an economic colapse due to market saturation all companies in Japan have ceases production of all anime and recalled all liscences to try and stabilize their economy.

I wish for a nice, tall glass of iced tea.

Granted; though you notice the suspicious scent of almonds just a little too late. A jealous otaku has poisoned your tea in order to aquire your impressive anime/manga collection.

I wish for a Nintendo DS Lite.

Your wish is granted!! Two days after you get ur precious Nintendo DS Lite, you are spotted walking, with said object, in your back pocket. Suddenly your stomach grumbles and you race away to the nearest restroom you can find. In a hurry to relieve yourself, you quickly pull down your pants and begin to sit, when suddenly you hear the *plop* ing sound of an object falling into water. Filled with dread, you slowly turn around and discover that, yes, your worst nightmare has come true - your brand new Nintendo DS Lite has just fallen into the toilet. Your dilemma - To save your Nintendo DS Lite from its watery grave or to save your hand from the icky germs of a public commode.

I wish for a chauffeur.

you get chauffeur but unfortunately, he sucks. he ends up driving the both of you off a cliff into a field of potatoes.

I wish for more futurama episodes.

Field of potatoes...my dream come true. :lol: