Okay, so we all know the Nintendo Wii is going to be awesome, and we've adjusted to the name. That doesn't mean we can't stop the Wii jokes ^^

Well, what are Wii waiting for? Bring out your best Wii jokes!

*Note home to John's Parents*

To the Parents of John XXXX,

I would like to inform you that your child, John XXXX, was disturbing his classmates studies by openly playing with his Wii. When told to stop playing with his Wii, he asked to go to the restroom. There, the janitor found John playing with his Wii, and was sent to the Principal's Officer. At this point, John returned complaining to the other students that the Principal had played with his Wii. He exclaimed "How dare he put his filthy hands on my Wii!" Of course, that caused a few frowns from other parents who were picking up their children at the time he declared his contempt.

Please, inform John XXXX that school is no place to play with his Wii. And that I will return his Wii to him when he is smart enough to use it wisely.

Thank you.



Made that myself just now in about three minutes time. Hope it was good.

No one else has any Wii jokes? I heard a bunch of good ones the day the name got changed.

Please? :unsure:

I get to see samus in a bikini if I play with my wii quickly enough!
oh, and john, your post made me laugh so hard a little bit of wii came out.

And this little piggy went to market, and this little piggy had none, and this little piggy went wii wii all the way home.....


I hope that the first one was a good wii joke. Um...

Wii represent the nintendo guild, the nintendo guild, the nintendo guild. (WiiZard of Oz)

Wii'll be right back folks. And here's an announcement from our sponsor...

Does it hurt when you Wii? Do you get a burning sensation everytime you hold your Wii for long periods of time? Well, that's the problem nowadays isn't it? Wii Burnage. Yes, Wii want you to understand that it is normal, and Wii are here to help. Here, at the Workforce for Irritated Individuals, Wii for short, Wii attempt help you become more relaxed when Wii-ing.

We offer hands on Wii demonstrations, and our friendly staff can't wait to put their hands on your Wii and guide you to a new understanding of the pleasure that is your Wii. Just call us, Wii will be there for you.

"Um...right....that was....a Wii bit disturbing..."

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I know this sucks...

Wii sounds rather immature, perhaps Nintendo could rerechange the console's name into the Perfect Nintendo Entertainment System, or PNES for short.

Now, take Ecnelis' first statement about the system and replace all the Wiis with PNES.

See, doesn't it sound less immature and more wholesome?

lol this whole thread is Wii-tarded

/thread.

I gave up on the Wii when my 60 y/o parents bought one before me.

It's (mine) just sitting next the 360, collecting dust. :dead:

And then Super Smash Bros.: Brawl comes out and Wii'll all be playing with our Wiis! :P

I completely and totally agree. ~nod nod~


rofl

I miss spending many hours of the day with other guys playing with Dean's wii. When it gets nice and warm, and playing with it is just too dang enjoyable. I'm sad that some guys overheated his wii before. I hope it wasn't burning up too much, but that's what you get when you let other guys you hardly know play with your wii that hard for that long.

I do miss his wii though.